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    February 20

    搞笑的续的续

    看了最近火的无法形容的网络十大神兽后,最近在神奇的马勒戈壁上,考古学家又发现十大神秘武器,据说为草泥家族上古时期遗留的武器。

     神器1:强箭,顾名思义,一种很强大威力的箭。为草泥家族猎杀草泥马的常规武器。通常一箭弊命。

    神器2:轮箭,这种箭也是远距离武器。通常这种箭是对付大夷马用的,因为是装在轮子上发射,所以叫轮箭。

     神器3:紫弓,发射强箭用的专用弓,因为沾了草泥马的血,风吹日晒,呈紫色。为草泥家族首领的独门武器。

     神器4:背人轮,发射轮箭的轮子,比较笨重,出土的数量不多。上面体现了草泥家族的智慧结晶。

    神器5:碧云套,从出土的史书来看,为草泥家族公主所持有,因为草泥公主名叫碧云(多好听的名字啊)而得名,是一种套草泥马的绳索套。故而得名。

    神器6:阴刀。听名字有种良嗖嗖的感觉。不错,此刀为草泥家族二皇子所有,因为二皇子草泥二太子,性格阴险,图谋串位,为草泥大太子所杀。后人把草泥二皇子使用过的刀叫阴刀。

    神器7:越精铁,越王勾践使用过的铁,后来送给草泥家族首领。为打造强箭和轮箭的主要原材料。此铁通常看不见下半部分,这就是他的神奇所在。

    神器8:大兽枪,用禽兽的骨头做成的枪。通常为草泥家族普通士兵所持有的武器。因为比一般的枪大,所以叫大兽枪。

    神器9:泥马笔,一种用草泥马的毛做成的笔,为暗器,表面上看来和普通的笔没什么两样,其实笔尖锋利无比。为草泥皇族的贴身武器。

     神器10:性胶,一种恐怖的胶水,一旦被该胶水粘住,就难逃脱,只能束手就擒。这是对付草泥马的一种招降的方法。据说这种胶水为草泥马的分泌物。因为有了这种胶水,草泥马才能被人工养殖。 所以大家现在看到的家养草泥马,多亏了这种神奇的胶水。

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